Thank you for the kind words! I must admit that I didn't invent the phrase and I don't remember where I saw it, but like you I found it funny.

I'd love to see your bedspread one day. I have found a bedspread pattern composed of beautiful squares. I am planning to crochet them and make them into a tablecloth. I sure hope it doesn't take me 20 years! You have me a bit afraid now...