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    How's Norma?

    How's Norma?

    A sweet grandmother telephoned City Hospital. She
    timidly asked, 'Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a
    patient is doing?'

    The operator said 'I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name
    and room number?' The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said,
    'Norma Findlay, Room 302.' The operator replied, 'Let me place you
    on hold while I check with her nurse.'

    After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said,
    'Oh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Norma is doing
    very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came
    back as normal and her physician, Dr.Cohen, has scheduled her to be
    discharged on Tuesday.'

    The grandmother said, 'Thank you . That's wonderful! I was so
    worried! God bless you for the good news.' The operator replied,
    'You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?' The grandmother
    said, 'No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me.'

    True Story..........
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    I hope I am not going to be in any trouble by posting that. Because it dosn't have anything to do with crocheting or kniting. I just think that is funny.
    Krys
    Last edited by Barbara G.; 09-28-2014 at 08:28 PM.

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    - certainly gave me a good laugh - and it's so true!

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    Krys,

    Thanks for the giggles!!!
    ~~ Hugs, JO ♥
    A Travelling Baehr Gathers No Moss!!

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    Needed this......

    I am still chuckling! Life has been extra tough this week so I truly appreciate such a good laugh! Thank you so much-imalefty

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