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Kids in Church
Redhead sent me this and it is just adorable!!
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3-year-old Reese :
'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name..
Amen.'
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A little boy was overheard praying:
'Lord, if you can't make me a better
boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am.'
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After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
and I wanted to stay with you guys.'
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
'And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.'
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
were on the way to church service,
'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?'
One bright little girl replied,
'Because people are sleeping.'
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson..
'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
' Ryan, you be Jesus!'
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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
'Daddy, what happened to him?' The son asked.
'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
'Did God throw him back down?'
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
'Would you like to say the blessing?'
'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied.
'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?' [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT]
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Cute!! Real story-we were having dinner the other night at my daughter's house. We had started to eat, when Samuel said "We forgot to pray"! So we all joined hands and asked him to say grace, he said "I don't want to., I just wanted to tell you we didin't pray"!! Out of the mouths of babes!!!
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How precious is that? How old is Samuel?
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Hey Sis!!! Samuel just turned 4! I babysit for him and his sister!
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What a cute age!! How old is his sis and what is her name, Sis?
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Thank, Landon, for these precious moments. That last one gave me the biggest chuckle, and just brightened my day. Thanks again.
Karen
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It is my pleasure and our own Redhead emailed them to me and I am just delighted to share them with everybody!!
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Originally Posted by
Landon
It is my pleasure and our own Redhead emailed them to me and I am just delighted to share them with everybody!!
I just thought they were so cute I couldn't resist sending them to you Landon. Here is something I didn't know till my boys were full grown . 2 of them can't hear well and one of them told me they couldn't understand some of the words to "Bringing in The Sheaves" so they sang what they thought they heard and that was instead of "we shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaves", they sang "Reaps-a-pops-ajoy-sun bringing the cheese!! I laughed so hard when they told us that's what they thought we were saying!
sorry that should have said "cheese" not "sheeps"!
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